Identity theft
There are a few things you should know if you're planning on stealing my identity:1. TV is more regenerative than sleep. Watch it, like, all the time.
2. Whenever you buy something, make sure guilt immediately follows. Don't worry, it doesn't last long. Then buy again, rinse, and repeat.
3. Never leave your room unless absolutely necessary. No study breaks, no extracurriculars, nada. Know Maslow's hierarchy of needs? Yeah. Not on top yet. Don't liberally leave your room till you actually do reach self-actualization.
4. Learn how to cry on cue.
5. Think sour grapes. Now get really really good at convincing yourself about things that just aren't true.
6. Start a million books and finish only those that will be on an exam.
7. Make resolutions based off of "Mean Girls," like only wearing a ponytail once a week (same with jeans). See how long your lazy ass tosses that fresh idea in the pooper.
8. Attempt at decorating. And embroidering, and painting, knitting, cooking, baking....
9. Realize it's futile. You don't have the attention span to produce anything from scratch.
10. Feel really really dorkish about writing in a blog. Convince yourself it's because you lack love and need attention.
But really, the main thing is to act like nobody knows.
Knows what?
I don't know. Do you know?
posted by Tiffany @ 6:15 PM
2 Comments:
woah..when'd you get a blog. speaking of which, i should update mine.
Atttempt to speak the words molecule and deoxyribonucleic acid.
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