garbage bags
Okay, if you really hate rainy days, and they really get you down...here's something to try.Step 1: focus on a random object (the weirder the better)
Step 2: convince yourself that you're in love with it. No, seriously. Think of yourself as a camera focusing in on the one thing that you find significant.
Step 3: own it. Say, "That's my soggy branch, and no one else is going to appreciate but me."
Step 4: find another object and fall in love with it too.
After all, it's so easy getting hooked on the average rose or pretty cloud...but these commonplace items need love too. It's a lot harder when you're focusing on people though--to really fall in love with an ordinary person's ordinary quality. I'm pretty sure that people who love everything about everybody are experts at self-hypnosis because I just can't manage to do it.
One more thing about the rain. Back in high school, the guys freaked out about downpours more than the girls did. Why? "Yo man, I just got these new Tiiiiiiiiims." Result: plenty of douchebags walking around with garbage bags tied around their feet. Don't even try to justify it, please. Ever hear of spray-on rainguard? Believe it or not, it works--even on suede. That's how I wear my Tims in the rain, y'hear?
posted by Tiffany @ 4:28 PM
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