trash tv
So over the summer, while my dad's at work and my sister's off volunteering or taking some kind of lesson, my mom and I would watch the trashiest tv we could find. She doesn't understand why I watch "Passions" ("No one wears ballgowns in their own home"...."No mom...that's 'Days of Our Lives'"), and yet she watches "Maury" more than I do.Mom: I don't think it's real. Look! She's about to tell her husband she cheated on her, and she's only pretending to cry. No tears.
Me: Well,...oh wait! Look! That might be a tear.
Mom: No, that's just the lighting. And I could've sworn I've seen her from a previous episode. I think they recycle these people. How else do you find so many people with these problems?
Me: Are you kidding? Do you know how many people want to get paternity tests but just can't afford them? That's why they come on here.
Mom: Yeah well, there was this lady on here yesterday. Brought the 20th guy she's dragged on here, and he's still not the baby's father. I don't know if she's just stupid or a just a whore.
Then Jen comes home and gives me weird looks for watching "Pokemon" or "Yugioh." They're good shows, ok?? Anyway, I watched "The Biggest Loser" yesterday, and it's actually not that bad. It's like "The Swan" but without cosmetic surgery. There's just something about shows with before/after shots thats so....witching. Like, really. It's like magic. Where'd all those pounds go, fatty?
Last, but not least, shows I'm watching now:
1. Prison Break--I follow this show religiously...highly recommend watching it. It's smart, it's exciting, and the guy has amazing ice blue eyes.
2. My Name is Earl--Nothing like watching white trash testing out karma. And plus, Jason Lee is fabulous.
3. Alias--Don't know why I didn't start watching this show until recently. I want to get the old seasons and start from the very beginning.
4. Lost--Another show that I've only recently started watching.
5. SVU--I like this one best out of all the crime shows. I don't really know why...I guess it's because I've watched it more than the other ones so the characters grow on me.
posted by Tiffany @ 12:12 PM
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