summer resolutions
I hereby announce a contract...with myself.Starting from this very minute, I am no longer allowed to buy myself anything* for 30 days. I may resume shopping if I continue to:
a.) go to the gym at least twice a week**
b.) restrict myself to one ice cream item per week***
c.) not buy myself things*
Should I violate either a, b, or c, the shopping restriction will hereby extend a total number of 7 days per violation.
(to myself) This is good for you. I'm doing this because I love you, and I care about your well-being. You dont' want to become one of those brokeass fat ladies that you have to make an extra lap around just to get past.
***The size of the ice cream item is suggested, but not required, to remain under 2 scoops.
**Should extenuating circumstances happen (i.e. sore feet, bad weather, chronic fatigue), gym requirements can be reduced to once a week, with an added 200 crunches
*This offer does not pertain to sale items, specials, necessities, sunscreen, shorts, underwear, makeup, and sparkly things
Signed,
Tiffany
posted by Tiffany @ 10:48 PM
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