kooky ones
Another entry on squirrels:Seriously, they're really starting to freak me out. Today, another squirrel literally stopped in its tracks just to stare at me. It wasn't until I was about an inch away that it calmly stepped to the side to let me pass. And as I looked into its little brown eyes, I believed they said:
"Oh join me fellow brethren 'mongst the trees
and with each other quickly conjugate.
Those passer-bys that carry no cookies,
we shall, from branches, freely defecate.
For how shall we, when wintry boughs do shake,
preserve our brown (and often black) physique
to march and find the yonder chocolate cake
in halls of dining whence the food doth reek?
"What, corpulent? No sir, not I," we sound
"just more endowed in width than those who waste
fair summer piling nuts beneath the ground."
What need have we for stupid summer haste
when bakery goods invade all garbage dumps,
when richness coils thrice-thick around our rumps?"
Iambic pentameter, poorly done, but I swear that's what he said. Sick little bastard. Oh, and I'm submitting it to Nasslit
posted by Tiffany @ 4:14 PM
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