don't nobody not like costco
First of all, people need to stop hatin' on Paris Hilton's new single. She doesn't really sing, so she doesn't even have a chance to mess it up. Also, the song totally sounds like No Doubt back in the 90s, so it's all good with me.In Costco, they have those vacuum tubes: you put a document in a canister, slide it in, and whooosh! It's sucked in and going up and through the pipes to who-knows-where.
Speaking to Asian women is a lot like those tubes. Even the tiniest thing can get sucked up and passed around, but you never really know where it's going to go. What you do know, is that eventually, and sometimes in a shorter time span than others, the information will get across. Somehow.
I know these women. They watch Korean dramas all day, and they complain about their children over lunch. I have nothing personal against them, but you always have to watch what you say when they're around. If anything has taught me how to stay under the radar, it's these women and all the idle chatter. It's never anything serious, and they don't mean any harm, but it's just an annoyance that makes me want to wring off their heads--bobs, perms, highlighted hair, and all.
I'm also close to paying off my vacation, which is a relief considering I've only really been working for a few days. And it's not an easy job! Some of my kids, I swear, have ADD, and it's impossible to keep them focused on their work. Still, they're all amazingly bright and willing to learn and I love them to death. I've been sending them emails too, and I frequently feel the urge to send them random ones out of pure love and absolute boredom.
But the most important things in my life right now are these:
1. My mother's sick right now, so I'm going to try my best to keep her happy and non-stressed. She's not allowed to have any alcohol with her meds, so I'm going to have to personally "get rid" of all the liqs in the house. Asian people don't like to waste, so the drain's the last place it's going.
2. Father's day is coming up, so I'll have to find the almost non-existent designer polo shirt with a front pocket. My dad uses it to hold like...a wallet or something--just a little quirk of his. I'm also thinking about getting him a bottle of Hennessy XO, which is somehwere between $100-200. Not sure. Also, because Father's day is so close to his birthday, I might just splurge and get him that nice Burberry watch I've been checking out.
3. I lost 4 pounds!!! I lost 4 pounds!!! I'm not exactly concave around the belly, but it's progress! And do you know what that means? No more gym! No more shameful fainting and puking!
My new goal is to resist the Gucci sale even though I don't own a single pair of designer shoes. I hate shoe shopping. I love having comfortable feet, and all the pretty shoes are like half a foot tall. I mean, c'mon now. If I was meant to be that tall, God wouldn't have made me Asian.
posted by Tiffany @ 12:47 AM
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