Tuesday, December 06, 2005

piece of advice

Girls, whenever you go to a public restroom, almost always go to the first stall that you come to.

Here's the reason: most women have a tendency of passing over the first stall because they figure a better one will be up ahead. As a result, the first stall is almost always the cleanest one.

The same can be said about women's attitudes towards men. Why does it seem like the first one can't be the perfect one? Does there always need to be some sort of basis for comparison? We go through our lives looking for the perfect person to spend our lives with, then almost half of our lives wondering if we'd passed up Mr/Ms Perfect years ago.

Nice guys = first stalls
Not so nice guys = other stalls

It's no surprise that the not so nice guys are the ones getting dirtied up, and the nice ones wondering--in their loneliness--why no one has come to visit.

3 Comments:

At 11:08 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i do that...with the stall thing. But for guys..well, that's another story. A very boring story.

 
At 9:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you implying that guys are toilets?
Yeah, it makes sense.

 
At 4:22 PM, Blogger Patrick said...

i agree!!

 

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